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Wednesday, 25 December 2013

A Little boy Thinking

A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.


Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the Rs.50.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, INDIA,
they decided to forward it to the President of India as a joke.
The President was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20.

The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy,
and he did not want to spoil the kid.

The little boy was delighted with Rs.20, and decided to write a thank you note to God,
which read: “Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money.
However, I noticed that you sent it through the Rashtrapati Bhavan in New Delhi,
and those donkeys deducted Rs.30 in taxes.

Life is short

Life is short to wake up with regrets, 

so love the people who treat you right, 
forget about the one's who dont.
believe everything hapnens for a reason.
if you get a second chance, grab it with, 
both hands. if it changes your life, let it,
no body said life wold be easy, 
they just promised it wold be worth it. 
friends are like a balloons once you let them go, 
you might not get them back.
some times we get so busy with our own lives and problems. 
that we may not even notice that we've let them fly away.
some time we are so caught up in who's right and who's wrong. 
that we forget what's right and wrong. 
some time we just don't realize what real friendship , 
means until it is too late. 
i don't want to let that happens so,
i am gonna tie you to may hearts so i never lose you.

Friday, 20 December 2013

Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

एक लड़के ने लड़की को मैसेज करके प्रपोज किया,
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लड़का -: 'आई लव यू।'
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लड़की -: Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 
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लड़का - मैं तुम्हारे बिना नहीं रह सकता!
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लड़की - - Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

लड़का - मैं तुम्हें हीरे जड़ी सोने की अंगूठी गिफ्ट करना चाहता हूं।
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लड़की - सच्ची...?
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लड़का - Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... :V   

Marvadi the great

एक बार एक मारवाड़ी ने जेल में बंद अपने बेटे
को पत्र लिखा..."बेटा मुझे खेतो में आलू बोने है लेकिन में
बुड्डा हो गया हूँ इसलिए खेतो में खुदाई

नहीं कर
पा रहा हूँ..काश की तू यहाँ होता तो हम मिलकर
आलू बो देते...अब मुझे अकेले ही पूरा खेत
खोदना पड़ेगा.."बेटे ने वापस पत्र लिखा - बापू तू पागल
हो गया है क्या? तू खेत मत खोदना वहा मेने
हथियार छुपा रखे हैं...अगर तूने खेत खोद दिए
तो में बर्बाद हो जाऊंगा...
लैटर भेजते ही दुसरे दिन कई पुलिस वाले उस
किसान के खेत पर गए और हथियार ढूंढ़ने के लिए
पूरा खेत खोद डाला..लेकिन वहा उन्हें एक
भी हथियार नहीं मिला..
बेटे ने वापस पत्र लिखा - बापू अब तू खेत में
आलू बो देना..मैं जेल से तेरी इतनी ही मदद कर
सकता हूँ...
Marvadi the great

Thursday, 19 December 2013

Meri Aankho me

Meri aankhon me mat dekh tujhe apna bana lenge,
na dil ke karib aa tujhe mohabbat sikha denge,
gehra hai tujhse itna rishta ki,
agar khwabon me aaye to teri neende chura lenge... ♥♥♥.

Q ??

Wo meri soch hai, koi aur usey soche to Q?
Wo meri labon ka nagma hai, koi aur usey gungunaye to Q?
Wo meri chahat hai, koi aur usey chahe to Q?
Wo meri nazar ka aaina hai, koi aur use dekhe to Q?
Wo sirf meri “DUA” hai, koi aur usey maange to Q?

Dil Jalaye Jate Hain

Badi aasani se dil lagaye jaate hain,
Badi mushkil se vaade nibhaye jaate hain,
Le jaati hai mohabbat un raahon pe,
Jahan diye nahin, dil jalaye jaate hain

Monday, 16 December 2013

Teri Mohabat Ka Mujhe

Teri Mohabat Ka Mujhe Yahi To Sila Mila Hai,
Tujhe Yad Krke Mera Dil Hi Jala Hai,
Kaise Bhul Jau In Yado Ko,
Sab Kuch Luta Ke Ek Yahi To Mila Hai....

Wednesday, 23 January 2013

T0 phir me INKAAR samjh0n

Ek larke ne larki k0 pr0p0se kia!!!
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Larki ne larke k0 khub mara!
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Utha utha k mara...!
Chapal se mara...!
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Patharo se pita...!
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Ghasit ghasit k mara...! .
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Larka utha aur kapre jharty huy bola...... !!!
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T0 phir me INKAAR samjh0n!!! :D:

Saturday, 17 December 2011

Meray Haatho Ki Lakiron

Tu Kisi aur Ki Jagir Hay A Jan-e- Ghazal,
Log Tufan Utha Dengay Meray Saath Na Chal,
Pehlay Haq Tha "Teri"Chaht K Chman Per Mera,
Ab Mera Piyar "Teray"Piyar Ka Haqdar Nahi,
Ab Kisi aur K Shano Pe Hay "Tera"Aanchal,
May"Teray"Piyar Se Ghar Apna Bsaon Kaisay?
May"Teri"Maang Sitaron Se Sjaon Kaisay?
Meri Qismat May Nahi Piyar Ki Khusbu Shayed,
Meray Haatho Ki Lakiron May Nahi "Tu"Shayed

Thursday, 15 December 2011

Apni Haseen Ankho Me Chupalo Mujko

Apni Haseen Ankho Me Chupalo Mujko.
Mohabat Agr Krte Ho Tu Churalo Mujko.
Khone Ka Agr Khaof Hy Tou.
Dil Ki Har Dharkan Me Basalo mujko.
Dhoop Ho ye Sehra Ho Tere Sath Sath Chalengy.
Yaqin Na ho To Azmalo Mujko.
Tere Dukh Ko Seh Len Gy Hans Kr Hm.
Apne Badan Ki Chadar Banalo Mujko.
Sahil Se Pehle Chor Tou Na Do Gy Tm.
Abhi Agaaz-e Safar Me Btado Mjko. Zndagi Bhi Tere Naam Kr Dengy.
Apni bahon mei chupa lo mjh ko.

Wednesday, 14 December 2011

Haseen Hathon Se

Nahi Mumkin Andheron Main Chiraaghon ka Bhuja Dena.
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Bohat Mushkil Hai Meri Jaan Tumhen Dil Se Bhula Dena.
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Tumhen Ek Din Sataein Gy Meri Chahat k Sab Jazbey.
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Meri Gazlain Meri Nazmain, Mere Khat Bhi Jala Dena.
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Kabhi Jo Yaad Aaon Main Tumhen Fursat k Lamhon Main.
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Haseen Haathon Se Kaghaz Par Mujhe Likhna Mita Dena.

Monday, 12 December 2011

A Short Walk is so Difficult

A Short Walk is so Difficult When No One Walks With You ...

But a Long Journey is Just Like a Few Steps When ...
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Street Dog is Running Behind You... face-smile-big.png

Thursday, 8 December 2011

Ye Yaad Nhi Kab Pyar Howa

Ye Yaad Nhi Kab Pyar Howa
Bas Yaad Raha Mujhy Pyar Howa
Jab Pyar Howa Sab Bhool Gaya
Ek Yaad Raha Bas Naam Tera.
Ham Masjid Mandir Sab Bhool Gay
Mujhy Yaad Raha Bas Sath Tera
Kuch Saalon Baad Wo Ham Se Mily
Main Pooch Betha Kya Haal Tera
Wo hans K Bolay Aey pagal
Tu Ye To Bata Kya NAAM TERA ...!!

Barishon Mai bhig Kar

Barishon Mai bhig Kar
Wo aksar Kaha Krta tha

Mujhe 2 cheezen bahot Piyari lagti hain
1 Barish or 1 TUM
Barish mjhe is liye Piyari lagti hai
Q-K Barish tumhari yaadain le Kr ati hai
Tum mjhe is liye Pyari lagti Ho 
Q-K tumhari yadain Barish Ko or b Pyara bna deti hain
Aj barish mai Akely bhig Kar
"JANAY Q"?

Mera Dil mujh se baar baar Keh rha tha
K Main barish Ki her 1 boond se Pochon
Kia usy barishain Aj b Piyari lagti hain?

Abi to ishq me aisa b haal hona ha

Abi to ishq me aisa b haal hona ha
ashk rokna b tm se mahaal hona ha

Tmain khber ha nae tum to lot jao gy
Tmhary hijer me lmha be saal hona ha

Humari roh py jeb be azaab utrain gy
Tmhari yadon ko es dil ke dhaal hona ha

Milain ge hmko be apny naseeb ke khushian
Bus entazar ha k kb ye kmaal hona ha

Her ek shekhs chaly ga hmari rahoon per
Mohabbton me hmain wo misaal hona ha

WASI mjh ko yaqeen ha k wo lot aye ga
Ussy be apny be kiye ka mlaal hona ha

Libaas Tann se utaar dena


Libaas Tann se utaar dena
Kisi ko baahon ka haar dena
phir uskay jazbon ko maar dena

Agar muhabbat yahi hai jana...!
to maaf krna mujhay nahi hai

Gunah karnay ka soch Lena
Haseen Pariyaan Daboch lena
Phir uski ankhen Noch lena
Agar muhabbat yahi hai jana...!
to maaf krna mujhay nahi hai

Andheer Nagri main chalty jana
Haseen kaliyaan Masalty jana
Aur apni Fitrat pay Muskurana

Agar muhabbat yahi hai jana...!
to maaf krna mujhay nahi hai......

Love is sweets

Love is sweets and honey
Love is sometimes for your heart
Love is sometimes for the money

Love is passionate
Love is blind
Love is destined
Love is cruel and kind

Kahin Se Tera Sath Le Aaon

Kahin Se Tera Sath Le Aaon...
Wasal Ki Chand Raat Le Aaon
Beth Jaon Kisi Dorahy Par
Mang Kar Tera Hath Le Aaon
Kitni Sadyon K Baad Bolon Main
Tab Pe Ik Teri Hi Baat Le Aaon
Apni Aankhon Ki Band Galyon Se
Aanso'on Ki Baraat Le Aaon
Itni Pooja Karon K Main Ik Din
Apni Zaat Main Teri Zaat Le Aaon

Zra Zra Si Baat Pe Rooth Jana Acha Nhi

Zra Zra Si Baat Pe Rooth Jana Acha Nhi,
Itna Bhi Kisi Ko Stana Acha Nahi,,
Bichar Gaye To Bohat Pachtao Gy Tum,!
Yunhi Geron Ki Baton Mein Ana Acha Nhi,
Ye Dil To Pehly Hi Tere Ghum Se Choor Hai,
Abb Isay Aur Trpana Acha Nahi,
Kahin Aisa Na Ho K Tum Akele Hi Reh Jao,
Kisi Ki Mohabat Ko itna Aazmana Acha nhe..