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Tuesday, 7 January 2014

एक बार एक हवाई

एक बार एक हवाई
जहाज मे 5 व्यक्ति सफर
कर रहे थे ,
सचिन , अंबानी ,
राहुल गांधी,
Kejriwal र एक
छोटी सी बच्ची।

अचानक जहाज म
े कुछ खराबी आ गई।

वहाँ पर चार पैराशूट थे।

सचिन बोला: मैं विश्व
का महान बल्लेबाज हूँ,
मेरा जिंदा रहना जरूरी है,
फिर एक
पैराशूट लेकर कूद गया।

अंबानी बोला: मैं भारत
के धनी लोगो मे से
हूँ, मेरा जिंदा रहना
जरूरी है, फिर एक
पैराशूट लेकर कूद गया।

राहुल गांधी बोला :
मैं इस देश का सबसे
लोकप्रिय नेता हूँ,
मेरा जिंदा रहना जरूरी है।
फिर एक पैराशूट
लेकर कूद गया।
Kejriwal बच्ची
से बोले: बेटा आप देश
की भविस्य हो, जाओ
आप अंतिम पैराशूट
लेकर कूद जाओ।

बच्ची बोली : लेकिन यह
पर
तो दो पैराशूट है,
राहुल गांधी तो मेरा
स्कूल बैग लेकर कूद गया !

Sunday, 29 December 2013

प्यार अनमोल है

एक लड़का एक लड़की को बहुत प्यार करता था.लड़के ने लड़की को प्रपोज़ किया..
लड़की :- जितनी तेरी एक महीने की कमाई है,.उतना मेरा रोज का खर्चा है, इसलिए मैँ तुमसे मोहब्बत नहीं कर सकती..
फिर भी वो लड़का उसी लड़की को चाहता है...
पंद्रह साल बाद वो दोनों किसी मॉल (दुकान) में मिलते है,.
बातो ही बातो में लड़की ने कहा मेरा पति आज एक बहुत बड़ी कंपनी में नौकरी करता है..उसकी सेलरी एक लाख रुपये प्रति महिना है.वो बहुत होशियार है,अब तुम ही बताओ,मैंने उस दिन तुम से शादी न कर के कोई गलती तो नहीं की ना....
लड़के की आँख में आसू आ गये, और दोनों फिरअपने काम के लिए जाने लगे...
थोड़ी देर में लड़की का पति उसे लेने आया और लङकी के पति की नजर उस लड़के पर पड़ी और कहा - सर, आप यहाँ?,
बाद में अपनी पत्नी से मिलते हुए कहा कि :- ये मेरी कंपनी के मालिक है और एक साल का 500करोड़ का टर्नओवर है,और सर एक लड़की को चाहते है, इसलिए आजतक सर ने शादी नही की...लङकी Emotional हो गयी यह है प्यार...!
जिन्दगी बस एक पल की मोहताज़ नहीं होती, बस वक़्त उसे मोहताज बना देता है....
प्यार को समझे और उसे महत्व दे, उसे तोले नहीं...
क्योकि प्यार अनमोल है

Wednesday, 25 December 2013

True story

friends this is not a simple mail it is truth so read it fully
 Simply the best....even if u have read it earlier...read again....
Gone are the days!!!

When
The school reopened in June,
And we settled in our new desks and
benches!

When we queued up in book depot,
And got our new books and notes!

When we wanted two Sundays and no Mondays,
Yet managed to line up daily for the morning prayers.

We learnt writing with slates and pencils, and
Progressed To fountain pens and ball pens and then Micro tips!

When we began drawing with crayons and evolved to
Color pencils and finally sketch pens!

When we started calculating
first with tables and then with
Clarke's tables and advanced to
Calculators and computers!

When we chased one another in the
corridors in Intervals, and returned to the classrooms
Drenched in sweat!

When we had lunch in classrooms, corridors,
Playgrounds,
under the trees and even in cycle sheds!

When all the colors in the world,
Decorated the campus on the Second Saturdays!

When a single P.T. period in the week's Time Table,
Was awaited more eagerly than the monsoons!

When cricket was played with writing pads as bats,
And Neckties and socks rolled into balls!

When few played
"kabadi" and "Kho-Kho" in scorching sun,

While others simply played
"book cricket" in the

Confines of classroom!
Of fights but no conspiracies,
Of Competitions but seldom jealousy!

When we used to
watch Live Cricket telecast,
In the opposite house in Intervals and Lunch breaks!

When few rushed at 3:45 to
"Conquer" window seats in our School bus!

While few others had "Big Fun", "peppermint",
"kulfi", " milk ice !" and "sharbat !" at 4o Clock!

Gone are the days
Of Sports Day,
and the annual School Day ,
And the one-month long
preparations for them.

Gone are the days
Of the stressful Quarterly,
Half Yearly and Annual Exams, And the most
enjoyed holidays after them!


Gone are the days
Of tenth and twelfth standards, when
We Spent almost the whole year writing revision tests!
We learnt,
We enjoyed,
We played,
We won,
We lost,
We laughed,
We cried,
We fought,
We thought.
With so much fun in them, so many friends,
So much experience, all this and more!

Gone are the days
When we used
to talk for hours with our friends!
Now we don't have time to say a 'Hi'!

Gone are the days
When we played games on the road!
Now we
Code on the road with laptop!

Gone are the days
When we saw stars
Shining at Night!

Now we see stars when our code doesn't
Work!

Gone are the days
When we sat to chat with Friends on grounds!
Now we chat in chat rooms.....!

Gone are the days
Where we
studied just to pass!
Now we study to save our job!

Gone are the days
Where we had no money in our pockets and still fun filled on our hearts!!
Now we have the atm as well as credit card but with an empty heart!!

Gone are the days
Where we shouted on the road!
Now we don't shout even at home
Gone are the days
Where we got lectures from all!
Now we give lectures to all... like the one I'm doing now....!!

Gone are the days
But not the memories, which will be
Lingering in our hearts for ever and ever and
Ever and ever and ever .....

the Days are Gone . But still there are lot more Days to come in our Life!!

NO MATTER HOW BUSY YOU ARE ,
DONT FORGET TO
LIVE THE LIFE THAT STILL
EXISTS.

Keep Smiling
Be Happy !!!!!! 

A Little boy Thinking

A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.


Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the Rs.50.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, INDIA,
they decided to forward it to the President of India as a joke.
The President was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20.

The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy,
and he did not want to spoil the kid.

The little boy was delighted with Rs.20, and decided to write a thank you note to God,
which read: “Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money.
However, I noticed that you sent it through the Rashtrapati Bhavan in New Delhi,
and those donkeys deducted Rs.30 in taxes.

Life is short

Life is short to wake up with regrets, 

so love the people who treat you right, 
forget about the one's who dont.
believe everything hapnens for a reason.
if you get a second chance, grab it with, 
both hands. if it changes your life, let it,
no body said life wold be easy, 
they just promised it wold be worth it. 
friends are like a balloons once you let them go, 
you might not get them back.
some times we get so busy with our own lives and problems. 
that we may not even notice that we've let them fly away.
some time we are so caught up in who's right and who's wrong. 
that we forget what's right and wrong. 
some time we just don't realize what real friendship , 
means until it is too late. 
i don't want to let that happens so,
i am gonna tie you to may hearts so i never lose you.

Nice Story

John was waiting for his love....

"30 minutes late!!", his brain shouted at him, "Last time you were 5
mins late and she had literally gobbled u up ... remember??"


"Yeah yeah", he said to his brain, "You know her ... all moody and
stuff .... oh there she is"

"Scold her OK?", his brain adviced.
"OK I will try"
Sweet Sheetal comes with the cutest smile and says "Im sorry honey ...
I was shopping for shoes ... totally forgot about you"

"What if you had said that line buddy?", shouted his brain .... "she
would have had a nervous breakdown"

John ignored his brain .. "Its OK honey .. its only half an hour .. no problem"
She smiled once again .. held his hand and asked "Hope you remember
what occasion is today"

"OMG!!!", thought John .....
"Brain ... search database for reminders, anniversaries, silly
anniversaries, birthdays and birthdays of people I dont care about"

Brain got into action ... he started delegating work to different
parts ... parallel processing .. multiple search .......... complete
memory scan.

Sheetal stared at John .... "Hello!! u have been staring at me for 2
minutes now ... u OK?"

"Huh!!!", he said, "Oh ... nothing's wrong .. was lost in thought"
"No records found", said the brain ...
"Damn!!", thought John
"So what say ... how do we celebrate this day?", she asked.
John is all confused ... "Ask her ...dumbo?". said the brain
"OK OK ...stop pushing me"
"Honey .. U know my lousy memory .. I guess I cant recall what today is"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT T!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!" , she shouted ... and started crying.
"How could you forget!! ..... its my doggy's birthday"

"!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!"
A moment of silence.
His entire brain staff was laughing at him.
John was dumbfounded.
"What the hell am I supposed to do know?", he asked his brain.

"Damage control sequence initialized ... dont worry our specialist
will comeback with the perfect line to make everything all right"

"Better do it fast ..brainy"
The brain was working at 90% capacity ..... gathering and analyzing all
data on 'How to handle women?'

Finally an answer was computed and communicated to John.
He looked up to her, and said "Of Course I remember your doggie's birthday
... how can I forget that sweet mutt's special day"

She looked up with utter surprise ...
"HUH!!!!!!! ....... Doggy is the name of my cat you jerk"

She stood up angrily and left.
John and his brain were left there clueless ....

True Friend

I need a perfect friend
To get me through the day,
Someone who's always thereTo say that it's okay. But you're still here and an angel to me!You deserve so much more than I can giveAnd without you I don't know how I'd live. I need a perfect friendFor comfort when I'm sad,Who's there when I am happy?And there when times are bad. Who likes me just for me,Someone to understandAnd then just let me be.I wanted a perfect friend,And I found one in you,Somebody to support meIn everything I do.So before it is too late,One message I must send...Thanks for everything that you've done,For you is my perfect friend!


Without you I don't know where I'd be

I need a perfect friend


Tuesday, 6 December 2011

A little boy thinking....

A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.
Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the Rs.50.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, INDIA,
they decided to forward it to the President of India as a joke.
The President was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20. 
The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy,
and he did not want to spoil the kid.
The little boy was delighted with Rs.20, and decided to write a thank you note to God,
which read:d
Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money.
However, I noticed that you sent it through the Rashtrapati Bhavan in New Delhi,
and those donkeys deducted Rs.30 in taxes.

Nice Story

John was waiting for his love....

"30 minutes late!!", his brain shouted at him, "Last time you were 5
mins late and she had literally gobbled u up ... remember??"


"Yeah yeah", he said to his brain, "You know her ... all moody and
stuff .... oh there she is"

"Scold her OK?", his brain adviced.
"OK I will try"
Sweet Sheetal comes with the cutest smile and says "Im sorry honey ...
I was shopping for shoes ... totally forgot about you"

"What if you had said that line buddy?", shouted his brain .... "she
would have had a nervous breakdown"

John ignored his brain .. "Its OK honey .. its only half an hour .. no problem"
She smiled once again .. held his hand and asked "Hope you remember
what occasion is today"

"OMG!!!", thought John .....
"Brain ... search database for reminders, anniversaries, silly
anniversaries, birthdays and birthdays of people I dont care about"

Brain got into action ... he started delegating work to different
parts ... parallel processing .. multiple search .......... complete
memory scan.

Sheetal stared at John .... "Hello!! u have been staring at me for 2
minutes now ... u OK?"

"Huh!!!", he said, "Oh ... nothing's wrong .. was lost in thought"
"No records found", said the brain ...
"Damn!!", thought John
"So what say ... how do we celebrate this day?", she asked.
John is all confused ... "Ask her ...dumbo?". said the brain
"OK OK ...stop pushing me"
"Honey .. U know my lousy memory .. I guess I cant recall what today is"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT T!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!" , she shouted ... and started crying.
"How could you forget!! ..... its my doggy's birthday"

"!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!"
A moment of silence.
His entire brain staff was laughing at him.
John was dumbfounded.
"What the hell am I supposed to do know?", he asked his brain.

"Damage control sequence initialized ... dont worry our specialist
will comeback with the perfect line to make everything all right"

"Better do it fast ..brainy"
The brain was working at 90% capacity ..... gathering and analyzing all
data on 'How to handle women?'

Finally an answer was computed and communicated to John.
He looked up to her, and said "Of Course I remember your doggie's birthday
... how can I forget that sweet mutt's special day"

She looked up with utter surprise ...
"HUH!!!!!!! ....... Doggy is the name of my cat you jerk"

She stood up angrily and left.
John and his brain were left there clueless ....