T0 phir me INKAAR samjh0n

Ek larke ne larki k0 pr0p0se kia!!!
.
.
.
Larki ne larke k0 khub mara!
.
.
Utha utha k mara...!
Chapal se mara...!
.
.
Patharo se pita...!
.
.
.
Ghasit ghasit k mara...! .
.
.
Larka utha aur kapre jharty huy bola...... !!!
.
.

.
T0 phir me INKAAR samjh0n!!! :D:

♥ A touching story ♥

♥ A touching story ♥

A girl wanted a ring..
But the boy gave a teddy bear
Instead..
In anger the girl threw the bear
on the road..
The boy want 2 take it back but
Was hit by a coming car and
died..
At his funeral,
The girl hugged the bear and the
Machine in it spoke:
"Will you marry me?
The Ring is in my Pocket..!

THAT KAMINI COPIED MY STYLE

Two girls wearing same
T-shirt ...

RESPONSE

THAT KAMINI COPIED MY STYLE :@

Two boys wearing same
T-shirt ...

RESPONSE

Arre mera bhaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

How to Create the Biggest Doubt

How to Create the Biggest Doubt in your Girlfriend's Mind about you? 

.

.

.

.

.

Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying."I Love you too"
GAME OVER!

Most Touching Words

Most Touching Words:
I Know you Were The Most Prestigious Trophy I Ever Had
But Sometime Feel I Was The Game That You Played.

Adjust ho jaye toh

Boy to girl - I love U ...

Girl - I'm engaged & also have a boyfriend.!

Boy - (After long thinking)

.

.

.

.

Dekh le,
Adjust ho jaye toh !!

Kya Message Hai?

Girl to Customer Care: Mujhe Ek Message 24 Logon ko Bhejna hai, 
Plz Tell me Kaise Bhejun?

Customer Care: Kya Message Hai?
.

.


Girl: "Hi Jaanu, I have No Balance, Pls 100 ka Rechrage karva Do..!!"

unknown call

Unknown call .. He: do u have a bf?

She: yes, who are u?
He: I'm your brother ! Just wait till i come home!!

Another unknown call
He : do u have a bf?
She : no no I don't
He : what ?  I'm ur bf, U just break my heart
She : No no no darling I'm sorry I though u r my brother


.

He : right ! I'm ur brother Just wait till I come home , 
i'll show u later 
hahahhahahahhaha Bichaari

Sweet Flirt

Sweet Flirt:
Boy: Why Don’t U Had A Boyfriend Yet?

Girl: Am Not Allowed To Have A Boyfriend,
Why Don’t U Have A Girlfriend..?

Boy: Cuz U R Not Allowed To Have A Boyfriend Yet…!

A dead girl

A dead girl was taken to heaven.
God was shocked 2 see her heart beating..
Girl Replied "Only I’m dead but my Lover Still lives in my heart ..
Good smiled ..
And Girl was send back to


.


.

HELL
For Over Acting ..

Every next girl i meet is committed

I wonder

Every next girl i meet is committed with someone ...

And every next boy i talk to is single???

Where the hell are these girls are going to

birth to an angel

Boy : Baby i want to tell you something

Girl : Yes ?

Boy : When you go home today thank your mom from me.

Girl : Okay but why ?

Boy : Thank her because she gave birth to an angel in this earth 
Who is my life and to whom one day will be my wife .... ♥♥

u really sing well

Boy: Hey u really sing well...
Girl: Thanks but m just bathroom singer ..

Boy: Then invite me sometime in ur live concert

Bike Khrab Ho Gai Thi

Principle:
Late Q Huey ?

Boy:
Bike Khrab Ho Gai Thi

Principle :
Bus Me Nahi Aa
Skty Thay ?

Boy:
Main Ne Kaha Th Sir
Par Aap Ki Beti K Nakhre Khtm
Hon Tab Na …  

Larkiyon Ki 5 Baaten

Larkiyon Ki 5 Baaten Kabhi Samajh men Nahi Aaten..

1) Tum Na
Bohat Woh Ho
(Pata Nahi Woh se Kya Murad Hai Banda To Soch men Par JaieGa Na 

2) Mujhe Tum se Yeh Umeed Nahi Thi
(Yeh itni jaldi Ummeed kyun lagati Hain 

3) Tum Pehlay Jesay Nahi Rahe
(To Phir shuru men kyn kaha tha K Main Tumhen badal Dungi 

4) Sach Batana
Main Kesi Lag Rahi Hoon?
(Yar Sach Bol do to sab kuch khatam 

5) Main Bohat Buri Hoon Na
(Aub Haan Bol Do To Gai Bhens Pani men :- )

Lovers Point

Lovers Point
Boy on date in restaurant: Jaan tumse ek baat kehna chaahta hu,

Gf: Kya?,

Bf: I m already having a gf ...

Gf: Tumne to dara diya, Me samji tumhaare paas paise nahi hai..