Larkon ko Larkiyon k Bary Bary

Larkon ko Larkiyon k baray baray pasand hotay hain
Larkiyan jab chalti hain to unkay hiltay howay bohat piyaray lagtay hain

Kiya?

Socho

Nahi pata?

Un k piyaray piyaray

Barey barey

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BAAL

Dil karta he le Luu Uski

Dil Karta He Le Luu Uski.....

(zulfon Ki Hawa)

Par Me Kiya Karun Mera Uthta Hi Nahi.....

(Qadam Uske Ghar Ki Taraf)

Mene Uske Andar Dala Tha Itna.....

(Aitmaad Apne Pyar Ka)

Usne Kaha Thorha Sa Or Dalo.....

(Aitmaad Apne Pyar Ka)

Uski Bohot Tang Thi.....

(Ammi Mujh Se)

Mera Bohot Lamba Tha.....

(Paimana-E-Sabar)

Wo Or Bardasht Na Kar Saki.....

(Judai Meri)

Or mera Chhott Gaya.....

(Uske Ghar Aana Jana)

Its a tooth brush

Which Instrument Is 7 Inches Long?
Goes Into A Wet Hole Moves Front & Back Makes White Foam Of Liquid?

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Its A Tooth Brush

Mard ko 10 Minute mein Thaka deta hai

Wo Konsa time Hota Hai,
Jo Mard ko 10 Minute Mein Thaka dayta Hy
Or aurat Chahti Hai K Wo Karti Rahay.

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"SHOPPING"

apki soch n badli.had hy
Slam tri soch ko.

Dunya Mai Mohabbat Hai?

Poochta hai Jab Koi Ke Dunya Me
Mohabbat Hay
Kahan . .

Muskura
Deta Hon Mein
Or Yaad Aa
Jaati Hay
MAA

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Ki


Piyari
Si
hone
wali


BAHU .... 

She Went Mad and rubbed it so hard

A girl was looking at her pussy, then she could no longer control herself and started touching it...
At one point she went mad and rubbed it so hard that the pussy said meoow and ran away. 

Aurat Rikshaw wale se

Aurat Rikshaw Wale Se
Kyon Bhai Andar Tak Jaye ga Kya

Auto Wala

Bilkul Jayga Madm Tabhi To Khra Kia Hai,


Aurat
Chalo Phir Youn Karo Ghuma Kar Peeche Se Le Lo 

Smile is The Second Best Thing

Smile is the 2nd best thing U do with your lips.
Of-course you know the first one... 

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It's keeping your mouth shut. 

But I like the way U think! 

Biwi Ki Panty Utar Dunga

Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utar dunga.
Banta: Yaar tu to bahut mood mein lag raha hai.
Santa: Nahi yaar mujhe bahut tight ho rahi hai

Photographer is the Most Popular Person

Photographer is the most Popular person at all Pakistani Weddings.?

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FEMALES of ALL ages chase him saying...
"AAP NE MERI TO LEE NAHIN" =D

Poliyo ki drop

Boy: Mein 4 years ka ho,aur tum?
Girl: Mein bhi 4 years ki ho,
Boy: To phir chal na, sharmana kya?
Girl: kaha?

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Boy. Poliyo ki drop peene yaar 

Once There Lived a Sexy Man

Once There Lived A SEXY MAN Who Had No Wife,
But Still Every Night He Enjoyed...

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"DINNER" 


U Dirty Mind..

True Love is Like a Pillow

True Love is like a pillow.
U could Hug it when Ur in trouble.
U could Cry on it when Ur in pain.
U could Embrace it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow

Mallika Sherawat Shalwar Ke Neche

DO YOU KNOW?

Malika Sherawat Shalwar ke neche kiya pehnti hai? ..

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Any Idea?

Malika Sherawat shalwar ke neche chapal pehnti hai kiu k
joggers to shalwar k sath suit nai karty  
Waisy ap kia soch rhy the?
NAUGHTY MIND

Make a Sentence Using a Word

Teacher: Make a sentence using the word "HAND"
Boy: My penís in your hand.
Teacher slaps the Boy.
Boy: Sorry mam i forget a space between Pen & is 

When a Girl in Eighteen

When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to...

VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking.

I Slept with Your Mom Last Night

In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
The whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.

He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk

Larki Sharma Kar Boli

Chemistry ki class main Sir ne aik Larrki se poocha!
What is nitrate?
Larrki sharma kar boli :-
Sir aap bhi na...
Night rate
5000/- sirf aap k liye.