Shadi Se Pehle Kitne Boyfriends The

Husband: Shadi se pehley 
tumhare kitnay boy friend thay?

Wife ne ek lifafa usko pakra diya 
jis main moong ki daal k kuch daanay or 100 rupay thay

Husband: ye kya hai?

Wife: main jab bhi koi boyfriend banati thi 
to is main ek daana daal deti thi

Husband daanay gin kar: 
Tumhare bus 10 boyfreind thay?

Phir 100 rupay dekh kar bola:
Iska kya matlab hai?

Wife: 10 din pehle main ne 1kilo moong ki daal 
bechi thi yeh usi k paise hein..